Tag: email funny
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July 13, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours . . .
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July 10, 2008 01:31 PM EDT --
You have to admit this cat with the attitude is dead on about some things.
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December 14, 2007 03:28 PM EST --
LITTLE FLAB !!
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
Pinched her on the butt . . .
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February 23, 2008 10:13 AM EST --
Well this email funny may put that feeling in perspective.
When you have a
'I Hate My
Job'
day,
[even if retired
you have those sometimes]
try
this:
On
your way home from . . .
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March 19, 2008 07:34 PM EDT --
Bubba Had Shingles
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!
Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians . . .
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April 16, 2008 09:57 AM EDT --
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there . . .
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January 06, 2009 01:24 PM EST --
I received this today and I frankly really needed the laugh. Hope it makes you laugh too.
Yesterday I had a flat
tire on the interstate. I eased my car
over to the . . .
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March 29, 2007 10:45 PM EDT --
Am old friend sent this to me by email. You have to be old to understand it.
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned . . .
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December 10, 2007 06:33 PM EST --
I am still laughing so hard at this one that I can hardly type. NO...It isn't about me.
Grandma's Pie
Granny made such beautiful pies! One day, I asked her, "How . . .
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January 10, 2008 12:51 PM EST --
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down
in overall system performance --particularly in . . .
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January 13, 2008 03:21 PM EST --
Regardless of one's age, you simply should always plan ahead:
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. . . .
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January 29, 2008 11:09 AM EST --
Male or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, . . .
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February 13, 2008 09:44 AM EST --
A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction.
"Hello," said . . .
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February 14, 2008 01:27 PM EST --
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother, who is four years older than I am.
I was maybe 1 and a-half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm . . .
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February 22, 2008 10:12 AM EST --
I hadn't seen this in a long time and got it in my email this morning. I have to get some groceries today. Where should I go?
New Supermarket
A new supermarket opened near our house. . . .
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February 23, 2008 10:01 AM EST --
This is a rather cute email story that reminds us that kids aren't as dumb As some people think.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the . . .
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March 09, 2008 11:02 AM EDT --
This is rather long but has a good point to it.
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's . . .
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March 19, 2008 10:31 AM EDT --
Well, Easter is almost here and sometimes the Easter Bunny has accidents. LOL
Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving
down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped . . .
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April 10, 2008 10:32 AM EDT --
I was walking down the street when I was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars . . .
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April 15, 2008 09:22 PM EDT --
Three Norwegians go down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation, get
drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in
the morning, though none of them . . .
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